Selecting New Passwords

I know you subscribe to my Tech Tips to get pearls of wisdom and nuggets of knowledge. Not this week. This Tech Tip is just for fun. Hope you enjoy it. I know we can all relate to this scenario.

Computer: Please enter your new password.

Person: cabbage

Computer: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

Person: boiled cabbage

Computer: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

Person: 1 boiled cabbage

Computer: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

Person: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

Computer: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character

Person: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

Computer: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively

Person: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!

Computer: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

Person: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

Computer: Sorry, that password is already in use.

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